The girl who was Samus(random MSN chat)

THIS IS JUST A JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKING SERIOUSLY:

I DO wonder how much Nintendo paid that girl 
"Do you want to be the main character of a video game? Here's 10 bucks now, I'll give you 10 bucks later"
Toki kun says
lol!!
Brian McCain says
"Thanks for your time"
This just in at IGN...KILLING SAMUS
The most horrid version of the most famous girl heroine ever made
her voice is horrible
Toki kun says
ha ha ha ha
Brian McCain says
Just because she looks like a robot, doesnt mean she has to SOUND like one

Girl : "Hey Nintendo, how well is the game doing, do the fans like my voice?"
Nintendo: "Um, yeah...people really...LOOOOVE your version of samus"..(cut off the line now!)..eeeeeeerp
Girl: Hello? Mr. Iwata?...Hello?
Toki kun says

Brian McCain says
Nintendo fan: Hey, isnt that the stupid girl who screwed up Samus!
(a big mob forms): Burn with the metroids, burn with the metroids, burn with the metroids!
Girl: O_o
Toki kun says
Oh dear....
Brian McCain says
Police: Sir, we got reports of an angry move of video game nerds rioting in the streets at the entrance of a girl's house
Weeeer...WEeeeer.WEEEEER
Police: This is the police, disperse now or we will use our tazers!
Angry Video Game Nerd: FOR THE GLORY OF SAMUS!
Toki kun says

Brian McCain says
(The kid runs into her house and the police chase him)
Police: Use the Tazers, use them on the little wretches
Ddddaaaaaaauuuuuhh!!
Angry Video Game Nerd: Take me Samus, I'm ready for the afterlife(faints)
Toki kun says
lol!!!!
Brian McCain says
Police: Pesky brats, I haven't seen anything like this since those druggees moved in
Police: Come along ma'am, you'll be safe at the chief's station.
Girl: That's nice of you, but can you also get someone to check my phone line? My last call got cut off for some reason
Police: Will do ma'am, Will do
The End....or is it?
DA DA DA DA.....The girl who was Samus...In theatres....Now!